When I got home last night, I found this anonymous note on the steps by my door:
Here’s a transcription, including all weird grammar and capitalization:
Did you KNOW:
There’s this so called grown up not sure if its a man or woman because it reminds me of “Pat” from Saturday night live. “Pat” was a disgusting character that I never though I’d have the displeasure to meet anyone like it but there’s someone that lives in my building that behaves as such. Anyway the thing in the building…